Wifey Installation

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the
new program began unexpected child processing
and also took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product
brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into
all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys NightOut2.5
and Footie5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
Saturdav rugby6.3 always fails Saturday
Shopping7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep
Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to
run any of my favourite applications. I am
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program. Can you
please help.
Joe Dear Joe, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend7.0 as Wife1.0 is not
designed to do this and it is impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See
in manual under Alimony/Child support and solicitors
fees). Having wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend
you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them,
you must run the C:\ I APOLOGISE program and
avoid attempting to use the 'Esc' key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times
but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program
can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers
2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any
circumstances install Secretary 2.6 with Short Skirt capabilities as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash. Remember Wife 1.0 is open to unlimited browsing
whereas Girlfriend 7.0 most likely operates on Pay-As-You-Go platform.
>Best of luck<
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