There were two guys, Bob and Joe. They were the best of rivals. One day they challenged each other to a skydiving competition. Bob jumped out of the plane and deployed his parachute. Joe jumped out of the plane, but his main chute failed. He then pulled the emergency chute, but it failed too. As Joe plummeted to the ground, passing Bob, Bob shouted, "So! You wanna race now!" and took off his parachute.
One day three men were riding in a truck and all of a sudden it brakes down. so they push to a near by farm. So tey knocked on the door and a farmer answered. they asked if he could fix their truck. The farmer said I'll fix it in the morning only if you do me a favore. so they said ok. The next morning the farmer had already fixed their truck. So then the farmer said now you have to do me a favore. He said go out in that field and pick 40 of your favorite fruit. So the first guy comes back with mulberries. The farmer pulled out a gun and said stick them up your butt. So the guy quickly started sticking them up his butt. Then the second guy came back with his 40 cherries. The farmer said stick them up your butt. so the guy stuck them up his butt. when he had 10 more to go he started laughing. The farmer said keep sticking them up your butt. When he had 5 more he started laughing again. The farmer asks finally whats so funny? Then the guy said that guy out there is picking watermelons.
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