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Saturday, June 26, 2004

"Ham, pig"?

Joe is stupid, he takes his wife out for an annivesary dinner, he wants to impress her and say and do all the right things.
He observes the couple next to him. The man lifts a sugar shaker towards his wifes cup and says, "sugar, sugar"? Joe thinks this is great and continues to listen around the dining room.
Another table over Joe observes the following. A man spoons out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asks, "Honey, honey"? Again Joe thinks this is good stuff.
Finaly, he decides to try out the suave conversation going on around him. He cuts off a piece of his meat, stares longingly into his young wifes eyes and says:
"Ham, pig"?

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