Don't poke me

These 2 boys snuck out of Church one mourning and there uncle told them if they snuck out of Church again he was going to whop them. The uncle told if they tried to go to sleep he was going to poke them in the side with a neddle . One of them started to go to sleep and the Preacher asked "Who was the Holy Ghost" and the uncle poked him in the side and he jumped up and said "JESUS!". Then the same boy started to go to sleep and the uncle was getting ready to poke him then the Preacher said "Who was put up on the cross?" and the boy jumped up and said "JESUS!". The other boy was faking to go to sleep and the uncle was getting ready to poke him right before the Preacher said "What did Mary say to Joseph befor she got layed?" and the boy jumped up and said "Don't poke me with that thing man